"Two thieves" joke

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once, these two thefts went to heaven. when they reached the golden gates of heaven they met saint peter. "NAMES PLEASE!" saint peter exclaimed since he saw the two guys were black. he got there names but didnt see their names in the book so he went to god and ask "God there are these two coloured guys at the gates should we let them in?" "of course st peter there is no racisum in heaven," God replied. so peter went and returned huffing and puffing"God GGGod there gone" "who the coloured people" "NO, the golden gates"

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