ever been called coloured by a white person! the next time tell them who they calling coloured cos when you were born you were black, when you were well you were black, when you were sick you were black, when you died you were black: but them when they were born they were pink, when they were well they were white, when they were ill they were green, when they died they were blue so who they calling coloured!!!
once, these two thefts went to heaven. when they reached the golden gates of heaven they met saint peter. "NAMES PLEASE!" saint peter exclaimed since he saw the two guys were black. he got there names but didnt see their names in the book so he went to god and ask "God there are these two coloured guys at the gates should we let them in?" "of course st peter there is no racisum in heaven," God replied. so peter went and returned huffing and puffing"God GGGod there gone" "who the coloured people" "NO, the golden gates"
If a dog bites a man, they say, it is not news, but if a man bites a dog it certainly is. Well, yesterday this incident actually happened at the Pettah bus stand, Colombo. A man bit a dog. And this is how the different sections of the Sri Lankan press reported the event.
UNP THUG BITES A DOG
Yesterday, an innocent dog was bitten in front of a large crowd at the Pettah bus stand, by a man, who was later identified as a supporter of the opposition leader, Mr. Ranil Wickremasinghe. Daily News learns that the dog received only minor injuries but following the immediate intervention of the President HE Chandrika Bandaranaike Kumaratunge, he was admitted to the intensive care unit of the Colombo General Hospital Canine ward. In a statement, President also condemned the attack and questioned how long the Opposition leader intends to maintain silence on the inhumanity and cruelty of his supporters over innocent animals.? We should take this act very seriously. more...