"They're Crazy" joke
It was a rainy night in Walnut Cove and the highway bridge was washed out. The only hotel in town was filled to capacity with motorists who couldn't get across the bridge. An elderly couple tried to get a room in a hotel, but were turned away.
"Please.." the old man bemoaned, "we've traveled all day, we're old and feeble, and we are too tired to travel any further."
The hotel clerk felt sorry for the couple, so he informed them that down the road a couple of blocks was an old farmhouse which was owned by an elderly farmer and his wife and that they were deaf. He informed them that this deaf couple had helped the hotel in the past by making rooms available to hotel guests when the hotel was full. He told them, "Just walk into the farmhouse because they won't be able to hear you knocking on the door. The deaf farmer and his wife will know you need a room for the night."
Off they went. When they walked into the farmhouse, they were shocked to see the deaf farmer's wife with one of her boobs hanging out, squeezing on it. Meanwhile, the deaf farmer is sitting in the corner with an umbrella over his head - masturbating!
Having not even been noticed by the farmer and his wife, the elderly couple left the farmhouse and went back to the hotel where they informed the hotel clerk, "Those deaf farmer people are crazy!" They then described in detail what they saw.
The hotel clerk said, "Oh, they're not crazy - they're just communicating. She's telling him to go out and milk the cow and he's telling her - fuck you, it's raining outside!"
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