"Sauerkraut" joke
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country--to Germany--to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.
"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.
"Well," he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post card and write' sauerkraut' on the back." Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today," she explained. "I don't understand what it means."
"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.
Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which said: "SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!