"A dumb blonde was really tired" joke

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
it.
When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other more...

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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George Leslie:Always up in the air harping about something
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George Leslie:Always up in the air harping about something
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debbie:The guys who choose to wear their pants down and their butts hanging out are penguins.
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Judy m.:Years ago I received this Ole Fred joke on an email. I laughter out loud . Few days later the local newspaper announced a Joke Contest with a $50.00 prize. So I sent the joke via snail mail. Much to my surprise, I was the winner of the joke context.
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anonymous:New England part of the United states: Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, and New Hampshire. No Prince, no queen, unless you count the Kennedy's. ;)
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Brandon:Yo hairline twirls around the town
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Brandon:Yo mama is so skinny that every time she turned sideways she disappeared
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ian:Very Cleaver being like a Jonny at school
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