"A dumb blonde was really tired" joke

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

- Wave properly you stupid bitch!
- Nan please, that's the Queen

- Look at those speeding cunts
- Nan that's an ambulance

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varsha:I didn't like any joke
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debbie:The guys who choose to wear their pants down and their butts hanging out are penguins.
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Bigdog:Yep i Laughed nice an clean...ha ha ha!
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Judy m.:Years ago I received this Ole Fred joke on an email. I laughter out loud . Few days later the local newspaper announced a Joke Contest with a $50.00 prize. So I sent the joke via snail mail. Much to my surprise, I was the winner of the joke context.
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anonymous:New England part of the United states: Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, and New Hampshire. No Prince, no queen, unless you count the Kennedy's. ;)
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Brandon:Yo hairline twirls around the town
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Brandon:Yo mama is so skinny that every time she turned sideways she disappeared
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ian:Very Cleaver being like a Jonny at school
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archille:your hairline so high ugly they used it as a compass
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