"A dumb blonde was really tired" joke

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''
The clerk tells him, ''No, we don't have a market for it it so we don't carry it.''
The duck says, ''Okay'' and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, ''Got any duck more...

(The World-Famous Margaliot Joke Hotline Selection follows:)
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a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills
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A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

While taxiing down the runway, the jetliner came to an abrupt stop, turned around and returned to the gate. After quite a lengthy wait, it finally took off.
Wanting to know what caused the delay, a concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what the problem more...

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