"Roast beef sandwich" joke

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You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your more...


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

One jewish man tells a joke to a woman, so he says:
"Why did hitler commit suicide?"
She said: "I don't know."
he replies:".... He saw the gas bill."
Then she said:"That's horrible! How could you say that!"
And he more...

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tabitha:you can roast beef but u cant pea soup
Carson:Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits by evryone
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