"Roast beef sandwich" joke

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You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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tabitha:you can roast beef but u cant pea soup
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Carson:Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits by evryone
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