"Roast beef sandwich" joke
You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.