"Roast beef sandwich" joke

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You're so ugly your mom has to tie a roast beef sandwich around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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wats the differnece between roast beef and pea soup?
you can roast beef, but u cant pee soup...

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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tabitha:you can roast beef but u cant pea soup
Carson:Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits by evryone
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