"Rabbit and The Snake" joke
One day, a rabbit and a snake were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways when they collided at the intersection. Immediately, they began arguing with each other as to which one was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that because he had been blind since birth he should be given additional leeway, the rabbit declared that he, too, had been blind since birth. Suddenly, they both forgot about the collision and began to commiserate about the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. Since he had never been able to see his reflection in the water, he did not know what he looked like or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit suggested that they feel each other from head to toe, and then attempt to describe what the other was.
The snake agreed and began to wind himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he said, "You have very soft, furry, long ears, large rear feet and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. That tells me that you must be a bunny rabbit."
The rabbit was very relieved to finally know his identity and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling the snake's body for a few minutes, he proclaimed, "You're scaly and slimy, have small beady eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you have a forked tongue. I think you are a lawyer!"
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