"Pen and Sword" joke


"The pen is mightier than the sword."

Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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swag-n-halal:Leave muslims out of this. you cant crack any good jokes just go sign up for food stamps and leave better qualified people to make people laugh
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LOL:not muslim,an insane there is no religion in this fk thing
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kay linch:funny
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sdfsd:LOLS
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