Beheading Jokes

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

Oh yeah, when was the last time a Muslim beheaded someone using a Parker?

Beheading of Osama's dick
Osama Bin Laden lost his penus when he was 12 years old. His father is responsible for beheading it because his wife ran away with Mohamad Attar who later found out that she was really a she-male. Mohamad Attar got terrified of that matter and asked US citizenship which the US government successfully granted to him. Unfortunately, while he was on the way to US, he got a job from a quite a dickless asshole.
Osama now hiding away from straight people. Every night, he bends down in the bushes of Taliban. Almost every night, in stinky holes which Osama hides, he tells his gay stories to his fellow dicks. Sometimes, they just pull his lice living beard and slap him silly couple times and tell him "FUCK YOU!" Or, moon him with their shit hanging desert-no-water asses until he shouts "MERCY!". From the day his father beheaded his hideous miniature penus, he got married to several different gay morons. Every one of them left him just after more...