"Nursing Home Sleeping Aids" joke

Peggy was visiting her father at the nursing home. "How is everything, Dad," she asks.
"Everything's fine," he replies. "I've been sleeping very well the past few weeks."
"That's good news, Dad. Have they been giving you something to help you sleep?" Peggy asks.
"Yes," he replies. "Every night the nurse gives me a glass of warm milk and Viagra."
"Viagra? Why are they giving you Viagra?" asks Peggy.
"I don't know," replies her father.
Peggy finds a nurse and asks to know more about their sleeping aids.
"We give him warm milk which helps him sleep," the nurse says.
"But why the Viagra?" Peggy asks.
"Oh, that just keeps him from rolling out of the bed," explains the nurse.

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