"Letter To Heaven" joke
A jatt wanted Rs. 10, 000 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the Rs 10, 000.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, India, they decided to send it to Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the jatt a Rs 500 bill. Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a jatt.
The jatt was delighted with the Rs 500 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, Inoticed that for some reason you had to send it through New Delhi and, as usual, those jerks deducted Rs. 9500...
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