Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...
There was a jatt in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat, when another jatt drove by.
The blonde in the car got out and hollered to the other one,' It's jatts like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson.'
JATT: Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga.
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai: Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye.
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a jatt standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the jatt is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the jatt and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The jatt replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
A Jatt stormed up to the front desk of the library of Panjab University at Ludhiana and said, "I have a complaint!"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no story whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."