"Leroy's Vocabulary Test (adult themes)" joke

Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
HONOR ROLL
We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
PLANET
I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
OMELETTE
Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
STAIRWAY
When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE
I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
DEFENSE
I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO
I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH
I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
LOCKET
I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
DOMINEERING
My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.
KENYA
I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
DERANGE
DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.
DATA
At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!"
COPULATE
I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!"
FASCINATE
My girly's titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
BEWARE
I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?"
DIMENSION
I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse.
COATROOM
The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM."
DECIDE
I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE.