Derange Jokes

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    What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

    Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
    Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
    HONOR ROLL
    We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
    PLANET
    I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
    DISMAY
    I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
    OMELETTE
    Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
    STAIRWAY
    When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
    MOBILE
    I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
    DEFENSE
    I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
    AFRO
    I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
    AFTERMATH
    I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
    LOCKET
    I slam the more...

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