Afro Jokes

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    Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment.
    Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:
    HONOR ROLL
    We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL.
    PLANET
    I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard.
    DISMAY
    I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little."
    OMELETTE
    Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
    STAIRWAY
    When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
    MOBILE
    I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE."
    DEFENSE
    I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away.
    AFRO
    I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
    AFTERMATH
    I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed.
    LOCKET
    I slam the more...

    what do you call a black person burried up to there necks
    afro turf

    What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka?
    A FOB!
    What do you call someone who just came from SriLanka who
    sneeked?
    A REF!
    How do you know your SriLankan?
    -You Smell of Curey!
    - (for guys) wear the same
    colourful outfits you bought tring to please all the girls
    - You have a Big Afro!
    - You don't go to school, just visit hoping you'd get a girl
    -(for girls)
    - You wear your hair in a big puff
    - you put on Fair and Lovely hoping you'd look like a
    movie star to impress your Afro Headed Crush!
    - You wear red lipstick!
    - You wear bright shirts and skirts hoping you'd match and
    fit in with the rest of the world!
    Lastly
    (general)
    - Hope to get a good education by marrying someone rich,
    robing a bank and killing people cauz your in the KK Kannan Group
    or something like that!
    Most Srilankan are Losers..... except for the onces in University! hahahhaha
    and Respect more...

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