"If it weren’t for the moustache you’d look" joke

Hot 3 years agoby Jenny

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the moustache you’d look just like my wife!”

“But I don’t have a moustache!” protests the other.

“See what I mean?” he replies.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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