"I don't consider myself bald" joke
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair.
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would more...
A man walks in a T-shirt shop. There are three T-shirts on display.
The 1st has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled, "Got milk."
The 2nd T-shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a
white mustache on it. Below this more...
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.