"God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck..." joke

The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors