"Feminists and a light bulb" joke
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...