"Constipated Horse" joke

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Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse`s ass, and blow the pill up there." Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick. The vet says, "What happened?" Banta says, "The horse blew first."

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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