"Chris beats Rihanna" joke

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Did you know that Chris Brown performed the song "NO AIR" with Jordan Sparks. Well no air was the song Rihanna was singing when Chris Brown had his hands around her throat. "NO AIR!!!!!"

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NoNyAbUzInEsS:funny i guess but ints kinda falsee
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