"Canine Mass" joke

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A widow named Patricia lived alone in the countryside with her pet dog, which she loved and was totally devoted to. After many years of companionship, her dog died, so she went to see the parish priest.
"Father, my old dog has died and I was wondering if you could be saying a mass for the dear soul?" Patricia said.
"I'm very sorry to hear about your dog's passing," Father Murphy said. "Unfortunately, we are unable to have services for an animal in the church. There is, however, a new denomination down the road. There's no telling what they believe, so perhaps they'll do something for the animal."
"I'll go there right now," Patricia replied. "By the way, Father, do you think that $500 is enough to donate for the service?"
"Why didn't you tell me your dear dog was a Catholic?" Father Murphy replied.

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