"A somewhat drunk man feels a..." joke

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

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