"A Cute Volcano" joke

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What do you call a cute volcano?
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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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lolo:your hairline is so broke even bob the builder couldn't fix it .
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