"A Cute Volcano" joke

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What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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lolo:your hairline is so broke even bob the builder couldn't fix it .
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