"A Cute Volcano" joke

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What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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lolo:your hairline is so broke even bob the builder couldn't fix it .
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