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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told." Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your more...

Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, Ill buy them myself."

A woman in her mid-20s goes to her doctor, Dr. Lee, for advice. She says, "I just don't understand doctor, I'm a woman in my mid-20s and I don't have a boyfriend. No one's even interested." Dr. Lee says, "Ok, I sink I know what your probrem is. Take all your crothes." After she removes her clothes, Dr. Lee says, "Ok, now get down on hand and knee." She does that and Dr. Lee says, "Ok, now crawr away from me...now crawr back." She complies and Dr. Lee says, "I sink I know your probrem. You have Ed Zachary disease." The woman asks what Ed Zachary disease is and Dr. Lee replies, "Your face look Ed Zachary rike your a$$."