Wizards Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Washington Wizards have no intention of cutting Gilbert Arenas. At least, not until he runs out of ammo.

On December 21, 2009 Gilbert Arenas allegedly brought firearms into the Verizon Center home of the Washington Wizards. Apparently the NBA made the right move changing the franchise name to Wizards from Bullets.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Wizards don't use lightbulbs!