Washington Wizards Jokes

If Gilbert Arenas is found guilty of carrying a weapon in D.C., he could face a maximum sentence of five years in prison, or ten years with the Wizards.

The good news for Arenas is that he'll have plenty of time to work on his shot.

The Washington Wizards are reportedly distancing themselves from Gilbert Arenas. Mainly to be out of shooting range.

Wizards GM Ernie Grunfeld has said that Gilbert Arenas will stay in Washington. Because his ankle bracelet beeps every time he tries to leave.

Washington Wizards coach Ed Tapscott said Barack Obama has a standing invitation to stop by practice anytime he wants. And to play guard.