Whores Jokes

there were to guys they were really drunk but one was drunker then the other. They decided to get them selfes some whores. So they went to the whore house and said I want two whores for me and my buddy here. The lady
said well I can give you one the others are either out with a customer or are sick, so you can have me but I also have blow up dolls. Hmm He thought for a minute and then said ok my buddy here is so drunk he will not even notice the differnce. So they took the ladys to the local hotel for the night. so the next day the met at the front of the hotel
and the guy who was alot more drunk akedthe not so drunk guy how was your night and he said it was pretty good. Then the not so drunk guy asked the really drunk guy how was your night he said it was good till she I bit her tit she let a fart and flew out the window.

what do you call 3 whores in a bucket?...
a bucket of fuck-its

Two whores were talking shop...

"Why is it," asked Sharon, "that I get as many customers as you, and yet you seem to make a lot more money than me?"

"Well, I'll let you in on a little trick," said Tracy. "What I do is, before I go out, I take a rubber band and stick it up my self. Then when I get a bloke back to my flat and he starts doing the business, it goes ping. I tell him he's just broken my virginity. I usually get an extra $20 for that!"

"I'll give that a try," says Sharon.

She does and it works just fine. Unfortunately, one day as she was getting ready, she found that the bag of rubber bands was empty. She searched around, but all she could find was a catapult. She carfully inserted the catapult and set off for work. Having returned with a fella, Sharon spread them and as the bloke got going there was the usual ping.

"You've just broken my virginity!" said more...

A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00".
She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and asked the proprietor, "Why is this parrot so cheap?"
"Well," he replied, "You see, that parrot was in a brothel for awhile, and learned some bad language, so nobody seems to want it."
How bad could it be?, the woman thought.
Finally, she decided to buy it anyway, as it was such a beautiful bird. She took it home in a cage and put it on the table.
The parrot looked around and said "Awk! New House, New Madam!"
"Well," the woman thought, "That's not so bad."
Then the woman's two daughters came home from school.
"Awk!", the parrot said, "New Madam, New Whores!"
Well, that upset them a bit, but they tried to laugh it off, more...

A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she looked in the window there was a gorgeous parrot for sale with a sign that said "$50.00".She had always wanted a parrot, but had found them to be too expensive, so she rushed in and asked the proprietor, "Why is this parrot so cheap?""Well," he replied, "You see, that parrot was in a brothel for awhile, and learned some bad language, so nobody seems to want it."How bad could it be?, the woman thought.Finally, she decided to buy it anyway, as it was such a beautiful bird. She took it home in a cage and put it on the table.The parrot looked around and said "Awk! New House, New Madam!""Well," the woman thought, "That's not so bad."Then the woman's two daughters came home from school."Awk!", the parrot said, "New Madam, New Whores!"Well, that upset them a bit, but they tried to laugh it off, and decided that wasn't so bad either. Then more...