Wadda ya call Jokes / Recent Jokes

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumor - News that travels faster than the speed of sound.

Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

What do you call a blond mother-in-law?

An air bag.

What do you call a man with no arms, legs, head or torso?

Dick!

Q: What do you get when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu together?

A: Bullshit