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A trucker was sitting at the lunch counter eating his morning eggs and hash browns when some bikers walked in. One walked up and put his finger in the trucker's coffee and said, "That's not very hot, is it?" Another put his finger in the trucker's scrambled eggs and said, "Not very fluffy, either, huh?" After a few moments of silence, the trucker stood up, paid his bill and left the diner. "Not much of a man, was he?" said the first biker to the waitress. "You're right about that," she replied, "and not much of a driver either. He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles."

Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming bowl of chili.
The waitress comes up and asks the trucker what he'll have and he looks at that chili and says, "Lady, I am starving to die, here, that chili looks good, I'll have that."
The waitress goes off and comes back with the trucker's steamy bowl of chili that he promptly gulps down. Not satisfied yet, he looks over at the biker who is still staring at his chili. The trucker tells him, "hey, I'm still kind of hungry, if you're not gonna eat that, may I?" and the biker slides the bowl of chili toward the trucker.
Well, the trucker takes his time with this bowl. He gets about half way down and there's this big greasy dog turd in the bowl. The trucker proceeds to barf everything back into the bowl more...

Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming bowl of chili.The waitress comes up and asks the trucker what he'll have and he looks at that chili and says, "Lady, I am starving to die, here, that chili looks good, I'll have that."The waitress goes off and comes back with the trucker's steamy bowl of chili that he promptly gulps down. Not satisfied yet, he looks over at the biker who is still staring at his chili. The trucker tells him, "hey, I'm still kind of hungry, if you're not gonna eat that, may I?" and the biker slides the bowl of chili toward the trucker.Well, the trucker takes his time with this bowl. He gets about half way down and there's this big greasy dog turd in the bowl. The trucker proceeds to barf everything back into the bowl and the biker more...

A blonde and a trucker man were in a terrible accident. The trucker man gets out of his truck and it is completeing demolished but her car was OK.So, he grabs a piece of chalk and draws a circle and graps the blonde and tells her to stay in the circle.
The trucker grabs a knife and rips the leather seats of her car he turns and looks at the blonde she is giggling
"Oh, you think thats funny", "Yes, the blonde replies."
So, he grabs a bat and smashes the windows in her car. "The blonde is laughing pretty hard now." "Would, you stop laughing.She, continues to laugh.
The trucker grabs some gasoline pours it on the car and lights it on fire.
The blonde is laughing so hard now she is falling on the ground."What is so damn funny"
the blonde replies "Everytime you turned around I stepped out of the circle."

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She hops out of her car, rushes up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the trucker stops for another red light, the same blonde catches up, jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window. Once more, the trucker lowers his window. Acting as if they've never spoken, the blonde cheerfully says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load." Again, the trucker ignores her and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. Panting, the blonde jumps out of her car, rushes up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers his window and she again says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you're losing some of your load!"
As soon as the light turns green, the more...

Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming bowl of chili. The waitress comes up and asks the trucker what he'll have and he looks at that chili and says, "Lady, I am starving to die, here, that chili looks good, I'll have that." The waitress goes off and comes back with the trucker's steamy bowl of chili that he promptly gulps down. Not satisfied yet, he looks over at the biker who is still staring at his chili. The trucker tells him, "hey, I'm still kind of hungry, if you're not gonna eat that, may I?" and the biker slides the bowl of chili toward the trucker. Well, the trucker takes his time with this bowl. He gets about half way down and there's this big greasy dog turd in the bowl. The trucker proceeds to barf everything back into the bowl and the more...

George had just begun his first shift as a waiter at a diner when a large trucker sat down at the counter and said, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered, George went to the kitchen and told the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong place. Look at what he ordered!"
"Oh," the cook said, "he wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up."
George then took a bowl of beans to the trucker.
"What's this? I didn't order this!" growled the trucker.
"The cook said that while you're waiting for your parts, you might as well gas up!" George replied.