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Supreme court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fractured her ankle Monday morning in an airport stumble on her way to Washington to meet with senators who will vote on her confirmation. Sotomayor said she tripped over the feet of a white male. She added that her injuries would have been worse had her fall not been broken by an Hispanic woman.

Actress Rosie Perez has expressed interested in playing the lead role in a rumored biopic about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. The movie is tentatively titled "White Men Can't Judge."

After seeming to run out of questions, Senator Al Franken simply asked Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor during her confirmation hearing why she wanted the job.
Sotomayor responded by saying "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

Judge Sonia Sotomayor has boldly proclaimed that sangria will always taste better than a white wine.

Unfortunately, Roberts botched the adminstering of the oath again and Sotomayor was sworn in as the new judge on American Idol.

Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor is exprected to face a host of hostile questions from members of the Senate Judiciary Committee during her confirmation hearings. To prepare for the hearings, Sotomayor will appear for one week on "The View."