Hearings Jokes

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    Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor is exprected to face a host of hostile questions from members of the Senate Judiciary Committee during her confirmation hearings. To prepare for the hearings, Sotomayor will appear for one week on "The View."

    Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Four--one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

    Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Two thirds.

    Q: How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

    Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Three. Two to stand around complaining about it and one to go get the manager.

    Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.
    Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

    Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.
    Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

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