Suffering Jokes / Recent Jokes
A GOVERNMENT servant went to a doctor. "Doctor
Sahib, I am suffering from exhaustion. Please advise me." The doctor examined him carefully before replying. "What you need is complete rest. You should return to the office as soon as you can."
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I cant" replies the blonde, "the chairs fitted with arms."
A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever, but she was going to a fancy dinner party that night and she figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have any pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra.Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and was rummaging around in her bra for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that everyone at the table was looking at her."What on earth are you doing?" asked one of her colleagues.She replied "I could have sworn I had two when we arrived!"
Patient: Doctor, I Am Suffering From Forgetfulness.
Doctor: From When Are You Suffering From This Disease?
Patient: Which Disease Are You Talking About?
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
The dyslexic theorist suffering insomnia is still up all night pondering if there is a Dog.
These are some of the application and leave letters written by
various people in Sri lanka...
01. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a' typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
02. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
03. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
04. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
05. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the more...