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Mark rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his
name on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady
comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Mark smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation
with him. As they talk, her robe slips open and it is quite obvious
that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Mark breaks out into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places
her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone
coming. . . "
He proceeds with her into the apartment and after she closes the door,
she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She
purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Mark stammers, clears his throat several
times and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's astounded! more...

Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on
the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes out of the
apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Duane smiles at the young lady
and she strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing
on underneath. Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go
in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He goes with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans
against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she
purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Duane stammers, clears his throat several times, and
finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's more...