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Optional M.O.M. technology automatically yells at you to "Go outside and get some fresh air" for every hour of game play.
Built-in catheter helps extend those marathon DOOM sessions!
Makes you feel really cool for a couple of weeks, with nearly twice as many "I'll be your best friend" offers!
Broadband access enables joystick to double as a SCUD missile launcher.
You can play it naked!
Razzes you about how your country still can't even manufacture a decent television set.
Panic button switches the screen to porn whenever your wife walks in the room, so she won't think you're a game geek.
Timer automatically counts down to exact moment of obsolescence.
Groundbreaking, truly interactive technology allows you to use your own penis, or that of a friend, as a joystick.
New "Campaign 2000" edition has an Al Gore that's 33% more lifelike than the original, a George W. Bush with realistic SnortSurround sound, and a Ralph Nader more...

In the wake of the Federal anti-trust
suit against Microsoft, Sony has
announced its own computer operating
system now available on its hot new
portable PC called the Vaio.
Instead of producing the cryptic
error messages characteristic of
Microsoft's Windows 95, 3. 1, and
DOS operating systems, Sony's chairman
Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture
the high ground by putting a human,
Japanese face on what has been --
until now -- an operating system that
reflects Western cultural hegemony.
For example, we have replaced the
usual impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with our own
Japanese haiku poetry."
The chairman went on to give examples
of Sony's new error messages:

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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you more...

After recalling 338,000 Sony made battery packs used in its laptop computers, Fujitsu has challenged Sony to a Dragon Circle Death Match, an ancient Japanese battle to the death.

Sony is heavily favored, having trained with the dragon masters for centuries, but Fujitsu has been training in the Dandenong mountains with a mysterious teacher, and may be a formidable foe. The fight will take place at midnight on the first quarter moon in the Year of the Bitch.