Skirt Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"

Johny's mother went into talk to his teacher before his first day of preschool. She said, "Johny has a gambling problem so don't gamble with him ok?" The teacher agrees,
On the first day after preschool Johny goes to his teacher and says I bet you fifty dollars that you have brown pubic hair. The teacher, being poor and wanting to teach him a leason says, "Alright I'll take that bet," and so she takes him into her office lifts up her skirt and shows him that she has black pubic hair.
Later that night she calls the family and gets Johny's dad. She says I think I cured your son's gambling problem. The father says "How?"
The teacher tells him what happens and the father screams, "THAT LITTLE SHIT BET ME 100 DOLLARS THAT HE COULD GET YOU TO LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL."

A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt.Finally, the barman says: "Why are you tipping your drinks down your skirt?""Well," the chick replies, "I've just won the lottery and this is the only arsehole I'm shouting!"

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a very tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts he can't stop looking at her thighs. To his delight he discovers that she is wearing no underwear.
The blonde suddenly notices that he is looking and asks, "Are you looking at my p*ssy?"
"Yes, I am so sorry! I just couldn't help myself. I will stop right away."
After a while he starts to look again.
"Are you looking again?" the blonde asks.
"I am so sorry, I just can't stop!" he says.
"Oh, it's okay. It's quite talented, watch!" the blonde says.
As the man is watching it blows a kiss at him!
"What else can it do?" he asks.
"It can also wink at you," she says. The man stares in disbelief as it winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me." As the man sits down she asks him if he would like to stick two fingers in it?
Then the man says, "Why, can it whistle more...