Sindhi Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1, 000 Rupees.
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, 200?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 100?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."
Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S. K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sindhi: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de..!!
Sindhi on his death time.
My wife, where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here.
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa.
Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay? ??
What do you call a Sindhi communist? Lalwani.
What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the first floor? Thadani.
What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the 6th floor? Kriplani
What do you call a Sindhi who falls from the 20th floor? Marjani.
What do you call a corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani.
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? Because the air is free.
What do you call a Sindhi who is forgetful? Bhulchandani.
What do you call a Sindhi electrician? Bijlani
What do you call a Sindhi Postman? Mailwani.
What do you call a Sindhi who is fashionable? Primlani.
What do you call a Sindhi cook? Kukreja.
What do you call a fat Sindhi? Hathiramani.
A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
Purse-wani
A blue-skier Sindhi?:
Akash-wani
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani
A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani
A more...
Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Sindhi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Sindhi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.
Sindhi: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi sindhi ka khoon dor raha hay..!!