Sindhi Jokes

Sindhis are known both for their sharp practices as well as for their clannishness: they drive hard bargains but also help fellow Sindhis to find employment.

A Sindhi businessman on a visit to Hong Kong wanted to have a silk suit made and went to a Sindhi tailor's shop at the airport, which advertised suits made to measure in a couple of hours.

The visiting businessman selected the material and asked how much it cost.

The tailor replied:' Sir, seeing you are a fellow Sindhi I will offer you a special price. A suit of this material costs 200 Hong Kong dollars, as you can see clearly marked on the label. I charge everyone else two hundred dollars but not a fellow Sindhi. I won't ask for 190 dollars not even 180 dollars. For you it will be 170 dollars, not a cent more.'

'Why should you lose money on me just because I happen to be a fellow Sindhi,' replied the visitor.' So what should I offer for this suit? Seventy dollars? That I would to a more...

A Sindhi lawyer?: Case-wani.

A Sindhi lawyer after a case?: Purse-wani.

A blue-skier Sindhi?: Akash-wani.

What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.

Sindhi: Yeh banana kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

Sindhi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S. K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sindhi: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de..!!

Sindhi on his death time.
My wife, where r u?

Wife: Yes, I’m here.

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa.

Sindhi: To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay? ??

What is a Sikh scuba diver called? Jal-A ndhar-Singh.
What is history of Punjab called? Sarson-Da-Saga.
What would Punjabi International Airlines be called? Kitthe Pacific.
What would Punjabi National Airlines be named? lithe Pacific.
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.
What is a Sindhi lawyer called? Case-wani.
What is a Sindhi lawyer chasing a case called? Purse- wani.
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th floor called? Marjani.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer.