Simulator Jokes

A China university has built the world's largest earthquake simulator. The second largest earthquake simulator is Kirstie Alley.

Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag
Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"
Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse
Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk
redneck yelling "Freebird!"
Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be
Achy-Breaky Heart
PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt"
Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"
Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag
Microsoft Word would be just that: one word
Instead of WWW servers, Microsoft would have KKK servers.
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