Sacrifice Jokes / Recent Jokes

At the height of the second world war, the combatants decided to try and resolve thier differences. Negotiators from America, Germany, Britain and France where put on a plane and were told to find a solution to the war. One negotiator represented each country. As the plane was flying over the ocean the pilot reprted that due to mechanical problems the passengers will have to bale out. They also found that there was only one parachute aboard. The American said"if roosevelt was here what would he do, he will sacrifice his life for his fellow man" and jumped to his death. The Britisher said"if Churchill is here he will sacrifice his life for his fellow man " and he too jumped without the parachute. After seeing this the German said"if Hitler was here, whatwould he do?. He threw the frenchman out of the plane.

The Whole World Is Riding In A Ship. God Stops The Ship And Says "Give Me Three Sacrifices And I Shall Let You Go Or Else You All Die". The American Tells "Long Live America " And Jumps Over Board. The Japanese Tells "Long Live Japan " And Jumps Over Board. There Is A Long Wait And No One Else Is Ready To Sacrifice Themselves. God Becomes Impatient. Suddenly There Is A Cry From An Indian "Bharath Matha Ki Jai" And Pushes The Pakistani Over Board As The Third Sacrifice.

Some key definitions to help decode Clinton`s speeches. More will be added as the President`s meaning becomes clear. Remember, do not attach meaning to words, it`s symbolism that is important.

All - Clinton`s constituency. as: We ALL must make sacrifices to restore America`s economic health.

Ask - Clintoneze for legislate. i. e. asking: legislating.

Campaign promise - actually, this is a misspelling. It really is champagne promise.

Change - (verb) redefinition of the term "tax cut" to its true meaning, "contribution". (noun) That portion of your income that will now be heading to Washington, As: The change we are asking for is necessary if we are to restore America`s (and, uh, Washington`s) economy to number one in the world.

Contribution - that portion of your "excess" income that Washington believes it can make better use of than you. This `90s term is designed to make you feel good while Uncle Sam more...