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This guy walks into a a whore house and ask if thers someone that he could have sex with for $5 bucks.
The lady says no im afraid not sir. Then he replies there has to be someone here plz im beging you. The lady say ok there in that room.
He pays the lady and goes up into the room and the girl is already spread eagle.
So he poceeds to have sex with her and all of the sudden white stuff comes out of he mouth and eyes.
He freaks out and runs back down stairs and tells the lady and she replyes: "Earl the dead girl is full again"
Q. What do you call a sociopath from a rich family?
A. Mr. President!
what do you get if you put your hands down mystic meg nickers? your palm read once a month.
(the music of row ur boat)
fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
gang bang an orangatang
orgy at the zoo
**NiKkI ScoTt**
humpty dumpty fucked a hore humpty dumpty fell off a wall all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fucked her agian