Rubbers Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The
cashier asks, "What size?"
The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"
"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.
The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and
measure his dick by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence.
While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the
fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When the they
return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replies, "To hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of
that fence back there!"
Chris Ott

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?" "They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax." "Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).
She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."