Robinson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Brown and Robinson were two old men who were fierce rivals at cricket. One day, they decided to see who was the better player by having a game between them selves. Brown laboured for an hour to score twelve runs, but was bowled by the only straight ball he received. Both men were exhausted, and Robinson decided that he was too tired to bat and made for the pavilion, even though Brown had only to bowl at the empty wicket and break it to win.
As he lay slumped in the pavilion, an amused on looker strolled in and said,' Congratulations.'
'What do you mean?' said Robinson.
'Haven't you heard?' said the spectator.' Brown bowled thirteen wides!'
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."
When Robinson stretched out on the psychiatrist's couch, he was clearly in a bad state. "Doctor," he pleaded, voice quavering and hands twitching, "you've got to help me. I really think I'm losing my mind. I have no memory of what happened to me a year ago, nor even of a few weeks back. I can't even recall yesterday with any clarity. I can't cope with daily life - in fact, I think I'm going insane."
"Keep calm, Mr. Robinson," soothed the shrink. "I'm sure I'll be able to help you. Now tell me, how long have you had this problem?"
Robinson looked up blankly. "What problem?"
Brown and Robinson were two old bowlers who were fierce rivals at cricket. One day, they decided to see who was the better player by having a game between themselves. Brown laboured for an hour to score twelve runs, but was bowled by the only straight ball he received. Both men were exhausted, and Robinson decided that he was too tired to bat and made for the pavilion, even though Brown had only to bowl at the empty wicket and break it to win.
As he lay slumped in the pavilion, an amused on looker strolled in and said,' Congratulations.'
'What do you mean?' said Robinson.
'Haven't you heard?' said the spectator.' Brown bowled thirteen wides!'
Reports are surfacing that Kate Hudson is officially separating from her husband, Black Crowes' singer, Chris Robinson.
Observers note this is the first divorce for actress Hudson, but the second for Robinson, citing his split with musical relevance sometime in the early 90's.
Sunday's record-breaking rainstorm cancelled many major-league baseball games that had activities scheduled to commemorate Jackie Robinson's breaking of the color line in 1947.
In response, Rev. Al Sharpton called for the firing of all white weathermen.