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Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyonewho would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for twoweeks leave in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didnt you getmarried then? ""What and ruin my vacation? " she whined.

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then? " "What and ruin my vacation? " she whined.

Returning to his hotel room after a few Returning to his hotel room after a few too many, the drunk executive walked into the elevator shaft and promptly dropped five stories. Lying bloodied and broken and flat on his back, he stared back along the shaft and sneered, "I wanted to go up, dammit!"

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,"Mom, whats sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educationaltheories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the trickysubject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form whichhe had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get allthat into this one little square?"

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