Reindeers Jokes

Q: What do they call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
A: Krisp Kringle
Q: Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
A: Santa's little Elvis
Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: "Rude"olph
Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet
Q: What is the cow's holiday greeting?
A: Mooooory Christmas
Q: What does Santa like to eat?
A: A jolly roll
Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen
Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?
A: OH OH NO!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
A: more...

Positive Thinking for Christmas
Lately there's been a lot of negative images and about Christmas conjured up. Usually it's from TV, movies, books, and the Internet. This makes for a sad, dreary Christmas, just the opposite, as what it should be. To cheer up the dreariness, caused by these negatives, the following list should be used. First is listed the negative idea or image. Then is the positive thinking needed to replace those negatives. So with positive thinking everyone will have a Joyous and Happy Christmas Season.
1. Negative
On TV and in movies Santa Claus shown as a drunk being hauled of to jail.
Positive
Think of how easy it is to get a bicycle, instead of your usual lump of coal, by mugging Santa.
2. Negative
How Santa might not get to your house before morning, because of a blizzard.
Positive
How fast the sled and reindeer can fly with a 60 mile per hour tail wind.
3. Negative
Elfs going on strike and there are no toys in the more...

Q: What do they call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
A: Krisp Kringle
Q: Who sings 'Love Me Tender,' and makes Christmas toys?
A: Santa's little Elvis
Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: 'Rude'olph
Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet
Q: What is the cow's holiday greeting?
A: Mooooory Christmas
Q: What does Santa like to eat?
A: A jolly roll
Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen
Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?
A: OH OH NO!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a more...

Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.

What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude'olph

Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a
chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.