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    A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered."They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them tocome in from playing outside?""Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they allcome running in.""And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?""I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered."But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked."Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

    Intelligent Riddle

    Hot 7 months ago

    John
    Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her,
    "Your Majesty,
    how do you run such an efficient government? Are there
    any tips you can give
    to me?"
    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important
    thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around
    me are really intelligent?"
    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.
    You just ask them to
    answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes
    a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair
    in here, would you?"
    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
    The Queen smiles, "Answer me this, please, Tony.
    Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
    brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That
    would be me."
    "Yes! Very good," says more...

    The Cesium song 09

    Hot 3 years ago

    It's So Easy
    (Tune, It's so Easy)
    It's with Cesium I'm in love!
    It's with Cesium I'm in love!
    People say that I'm a fool,
    When I take my Cesium into the pool.
    And it's so easy,
    So doggone easy,
    Yes it's so easy,
    Where my love's concerned,
    To get myself burned.
    But it's with Cesium I'm in love,
    It's with Cesium I'm in love!
    I look into her flame and see,
    A sky-blue light floodin' over me.
    Though it's so easy,
    So doggone easy,
    Yeah it's so easy,
    When she's concerned,
    To get myself burned.
    Still it's with Cesium I'm in love,
    It's with Cesium I'm in love!
    -Songs of Cesium #87

    One night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of George Washington. Dubya begs of Washington's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?"
    "That's easy," replies Washington's Ghost. "Set an honest and honorable example, just like I did." And with that he was gone.
    On the next night George Bush awakens from a fitfill sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. Duby begs of Jefferson's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my country?"
    "That's easy," replies Jefferson's Ghost. "Cut taxes and streamline the federal government, just like I did." And with that he was gone.
    On the third night George Bush awakens from a fitfull sleep to find himself visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Dubya begs of Lincoln's spirit, "Tell me: As president, what's the best thing I can do for my more...

    New Jersey Hunters

    Hot 1 year ago

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
    The hunters "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:

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