Rays Jokes

Members of the Tampa Bay Rays were recently given $223,390 each for participating in the 2008 World Series. It's nice to hear that Stephon Marbury isn't the only loser who's getting a big pay check.

The Red Sox were overwhelmed by the Tampa Rays at Fenway yet again. Boston is so afraid of the Rays, Paul Revere will warn the city when they return.

The Tampa Bay Rays have set a new postseason record for steals in the month of October. The last time Florida was involved in this much fall thievery was the 2000 presidential elections.

While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of both femurs and pelvis. "What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment."He fell out of a tree," I reported.The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree. "I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Acme
Tree Experts."Gazing intently at the X rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out' experts.'"

While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of both femurs and pelvis. "What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.
"He fell out of a tree," I reported.
The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree. "I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Acme
Tree Experts."
Gazing intently at the X rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out' experts.'"