Picker Jokes

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    A famer got up for breakfast, his wife was bent over at the kitchen table. The farmer said to his wife, "Honey, your but is bigger than a four row corn picker."
    The wife does not say anything. The farmer gets up after finishing his breakfast and heads out for the morning chores. Upon coming in for lunch his wife is bent over picking up something on the floor. The farmer says to his wife, "Ya know honey, I thought about it all morning and your butt is so big it is bigger than a 6 row corn picker."
    Once again, the farmers wife says nothing. The farmer leaves the lunch table to do his afternoon chores. At dinner he comes in and his wife is bent over at the kitchen sink doing dishes. The farmer says to his wife, "Honey I thought about it all afternoon. Your butt is so big it is bigger than an 8 row corn picker."
    Again, the wife says nothing. They have a nice dinner and she picks up the dishes and cleans the kitchen up. The farmer is in the more...

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