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There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.'
'OK,' says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
'You have one wish.'
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
He tells the barman,
'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'
The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theater to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

A note left for a pianist from his wife: Gone Chopin, (I have the Liszt), be Bach in a Minuet.

This man walks into a bar and see a 12 inch pianist playing the piano. He walks up to the manager at the bar and asked wher he got the pianist. The manager said there was a genie on the other side of the room. So the guy goes over to the genie and said he wanted a million BUCKS. All of a sudden there was a million DUCKS. He goes over to the manager and told him what happened and the manager said he was a bit muddled up because he got a 12inch peanist. (get it was suppose to get a 12 inch penis)

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.? Hey, what's that??? A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.?? Can I try?? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.? Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!?? Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist??