Peptobimbo Jokes

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    St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
    Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.
    Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
    Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.
    Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
    Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
    Menicillin - Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better more...

    St. Mom's Wort
    Plant extract that treats mom's
    depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for
    up to six hours.
    Emptynestrogen
    Highly effective suppository that
    eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how
    awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
    'til they moved out.
    Peptobimbo
    Liquid silicone for single women. Two
    full cups swallowed before an evening out increases
    breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves
    flirting
    Dumerol
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause
    dangerously low I.Q., enhancing enjoyment of bar-style
    country western music.
    Flipitor
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by
    controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other
    drivers.
    Antiboyotics
    When administered to teenage girls, is
    highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone
    lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
    Menicillin
    Potent antiboyotic for older more...

    St. Mom's Wort. .. Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

    Empty Nestrogen. .. Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.

    Peptobimbo. .. Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

    Dumerol. .. When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I. Q. causing enjoyment of country
    western music.

    Flipitor. . Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    Antiboyotics. .. When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

    Menicillin. .. Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to more...

    Damitol - Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
    St. Mom’s Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
    Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
    Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
    Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I. Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.
    Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
    Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
    Menicillin - Potent antiboyotic for more...

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